awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
He ran into the room yelling "attack! Attack!", jumped on top of me on the air mattress, popped the air mattress, and then we had victory sex, because he was proud of popping it.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
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