Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
No. I'm too high for this. I gotta focus my mind for my future Hooter's interview
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
she definitely didn't appreciate it when you justified bringing her home by yelling to me "fat bitches need love too"
I miss the days where our biggest worries were who was gonna win battle shits.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
No. I'm home alone and 100% dickless. I hate my life.
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