so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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