i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
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I can get orange kush...
GET IT NOW! WHY IS THERE A DOT DOT DOT?!
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
Just had sex with your cousin. That's what you get for throwing away a perfectly good microwave. Hopefully you learned from this experience.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
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I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
You asked to borrow my glasses for a moment. Then you whipped them at someone's head.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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