Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
i find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right
I found those 18 whoppers we bought.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
I'm trying to behave my vagina this week so I can at least pretend I'm honoring the sanctity of marriage
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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