so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
dude, never let a drunk girl playbite your dick. the doctor came in laughed and left.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
Just saw the cop you hooked up with over break. He’s def hotter in uniform.
Tell him to stop shaving his pubes. #Notmyjam
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