She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
did anyone else see me puking into my coat sleeve?
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Okay the common myth about putting tampons in you nostrils for a nose bleed is busted. It just starts coming out through your throat.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
Well, I just puked in the shower in case anyone wants an update on how my day is going
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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