Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Gross thing of the day...i got cum in my new boots
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
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