Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
I'd rather take 10 virginities than catch something. Right now I should be good, I mean the sex with Jake was so bad he can't possibly have an std
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
Is it bad that I'm tindering right now? I'm naked on his couch while he's slaving over legal documents for work. And he doesn't have cable, so what else am I supposed to do?
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
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