what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
She scratched my sunburn during sex. I didn't know whether to cry or cum
I wish they'd wear their tampons on the outside. At least gimme some warning
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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