She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
he shaved USA in his pubs
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
Am I the only one creeped out by the guy asleep behind our couch?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I have post one night stand depression
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