I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
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Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
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On a scale from 1-10 how wrong is it to request "I Hit It First" at my ex's wedding reception?
Definite 12.2 but worth it.
Anyway, all that to say that tiny penises are a hassle.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
I will pay you in sex, beer and popcorn if you will come fold my clothes for me.
Add free use of your panini press and its a deal.
Deal.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
death, taxes, and me drunk texting you are 3 certainties in life
Randomize