If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Woman walking into toby keith concert: 8 months pregnant, black eye, shirt on that has a picture of a boot and the words "we'll put a boot up your ass" with an american flag printed over--the sleeves were ripped off and she had a camo cowboy hat. Greatest thing I've ever seen.
so then they started chanting "LET'S GET A LITTLE BIT SCHWASTED. S-H-W-...WASTED!" theres nothing like partying with former high school cheerleaders
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
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i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
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I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
I have so much to do, no motivation, and Harry Potter is on. You KNOW whats taking priority in my life right now
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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