You really coming over, don't trick.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Well I think it's fate. Considering march is my fave month because it's my birthday and st. Patrick's day. And his name is Patrick. I'm sleeping with him all through march. No question.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
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