i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
I will come to your office dressed as a bloody mary, hug you then leave is that a good plan?
yes. bring a barf bucket too. just. in. case.
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
Look, the fact that I didn't kick him out and rip your clothes off speaks very highly of me.
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
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