Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I just realized that "Hey girl, when you gonna let me tap that?" is in iambic pentameter. I'm going to write a poem...
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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