She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
I skipped work to stalk him.
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
i just went 2 months without giving head... thats like two months without coffee. or two months without sun.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
WAKE THE EFF UP THE UBER DRIVER IS TRYING TO TAKE ME HOME
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
he high fived his dick after we had sex
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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