I'm making celebratory pizza rolls. They're a lot like regular pizza rolls, but without the taste of shame.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
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I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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