I seem to have left my pride at pride
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
"fuck a duck" is spelled out in chinese food on my counter... im kind of nervous to search the rest of my house......
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Apparently stumbling across interstate bridges is not cause for concern but screaming Wookie noises at cars is. Thanks, cops.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
you said it was a life or death situation, being your partner for beer pong doesn't count
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
Randomize
