I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Just wanna let u know that we are almost on the pity blow job level of our friendship.
I'm practically paying him in tacos to have sex with me.
She just called to say she can support a full bottle of vodka between "the girls" now. I'm going over, don't try and stop me.
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
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