Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
Church boner. Awkwardddd
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
You and your vagina are hellbent on selfdestruction and bad decisions
Dude...can we put that on a tshirt? I will totally sport that shit.
I think weed is turning my hair brown
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
This hangover is too legit right now. I just sneezed and almost puked
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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