D3 body, D1 cock
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
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The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
is it possible i asked you to give me a preliminary pap smear?
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
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