just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Best news ive heard all week. The cougars r coming! The cougars are coming!
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
"Guy Time" translaed into 10 shots apiece and me waking up covered in my own blood.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Lunch?
Massage?
Spanking with handcuffs?
Randomize
