i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
He told me they were just razor bumps!
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
Tequila me may have very bluntly told him that I wanted to touch his abs.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
Also topless tea is a thing that happens in our apartment. Ready yourself.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
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