do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Ive either hit rock bottom or become my own hero.
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
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Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
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Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
I threw up vodka and borscht. I'm done with life...I threw this up in a McDonald's bathroom btw.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
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