Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
Pagan metal show. There is a folk dance happening in the mosh pit. Also, I have no idea where we are.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
I think I just sharted jello shots
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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