HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
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it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
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All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
wait you like me?? for my personality??
I know I was surprised too
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