i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
Because, after all, nothing quite says life in 2020 than doing laundry at 9:40 on a Friday morning to make sure you have masks and underwear.
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