Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
no, i'm proud of you. this is the happiest you've been since you discovered that bowls can be used as cups if you don't feel like washing dishes.
I got a lap dance until she said they wipe of the poles between each dance to clear the "std slime", i couldnt even masterbate at home it was a horrible military monday
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
xanax give me strength to not ask where we stand with booty calls
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
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