There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
she was pooping while we were on video chat. new level of love.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
So what exactly does one do when my driver gets a DUI and is now arrested and I'm still hiding in the trunk?
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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