somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I'm going to rise like a phoenix out of the drunken, shameful ashes that were last weekend.
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
Hell hath no fury like a woman whose gay sidekick you insult
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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