bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
I look like shit btw. Like the joker from Batman.
I'm not sure how that's possible unless you put on face paint. Which I would respect.
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
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