Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
he just asked if i would like him to change his diet so his jizz tastes better. keeper? i think so.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
he slapped my stomach and proclaimed it a baby-free zone
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
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