Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
She threw all the patio furniture in the pool saying she was building a castle.
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u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
You were supposed to be my wingman and all you kept to her friend was "kill it with fire"..
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There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Plus idk what to say. Like hello dapper gentleman will you pursue me in a midnight hangout where I can be choked
The only people who really get me are strippers and mascots for sports teams.
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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