problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
Any coincidence your getting married tomorrow and it's the most predicted day for the rapture? Just saying
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
sooo the guy I beat last night in strip pong is the manager's husband at my new job...
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
He told me to grab his penis so I did and swung it around and said “awe, it looks like the wacky inflatable tube man.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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