new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
When are you freeeeeeeeee?
My phone auto corrected that to freeeeeeeeeedoooooooooom. That's kinda awesome.
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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