Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
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I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
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I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I think he fucked my hip out of place.
I just showered and shaved both ankles and one knee because that's the skin that's exposed in the jeans I'm wearing today. Please tell me I'm not the only one who does that.
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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