She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
your life is going to be an empowering working mom montage tomorrow to Katy P's ROAR... --are you living in a yoplaít comercial?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Apparently she "missed me" and the only logical solution was to fuck my brother.
I have "if found please return to" written in sharpie on my arm, my uterus is rejecting everything, and I have hickies. I must actually be an 18 year old piece of shit girl instead of a responsible 23 year old
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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