She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
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Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
My Valentine's Day plans just drastically changed... My F buddy just ran into my gf...in my driveway.
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
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I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
The moment buddy the elf found out he was human is exactly like the moment I realized I was gay
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
Literally the fucking master of salvaging the possibility of a blow job whilst also crushing somebody's dreams.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
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