anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
Remind me to never go to the bar with your Asian friends again. I need to be able to read or pronounce what I'm drinking.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
No one will ever love me with the amount of puke on my hand
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
My son's girlfriend just thanked me for having good penis genes.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
