I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
did she really think she could get into the club & no one would recognize her from 16 & pregnant???
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
we were both as far on opposite edges of my bed as possible this morning. id say work is gonna be a little uncomfortable from now on
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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