I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
i grabbed his hand and told him i loved him and then he looked down and said "i love...mallomars" and shoved like three in his mouth. never been so embarrassed.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
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He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
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My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Aint no party like a Broke College Girls Eating Stuffed Crust Pizza party
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
I love waking up to reeses ice cream. But I DONT love waking up to it all over my cat. I blame you.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
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