what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
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She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
she started chasing me through the forest like a horny serial killer
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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And the sexual frustration is like I'm wearing a damn horcrux
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
Went to bed still wearing my bralette. When I was changing this morning, a Tootsie Roll fell out. I'm definitely living my best life.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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