Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Just thought you should know that your brother tried to febreeze his floors with cooking spray last night.
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
At one point I yelled "THIS IS MY PENANCE FOR EVERYTHING I'VE DONE WRONG" and started saying Hail Marys
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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