I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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