Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
I don't think it counts as a walk of shame when it's someone you've wanted for 4 years. That's mission accomplished.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Do you think blood ever gets sick of carrying all these drugs around?
Like, there are so many different things we make it do, and it just wants to settle down and be a one-drug fluid?
Stop reading WebMD high.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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