You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
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Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Emergency! LinkedIn connected me to a hotornot hookup from sophomore year... slutty phase sphere has officially invaded grown up professional sphere. My illusions of interweb sexual anonymity have been exploded.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
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Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
So yeah, don't be alarmed when you come home after work to find me eating cookie dough out of a margarita glass with a knife and watching The Little Mermaid. It's been one of those days.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
He texts me "just to say hi" and then tells me how hard he is and sends me a dick pic. And I'm like, dude, I'm ordering a burrito right now
Why does my car smell like burnt toast?
I take it you don't remember trying to make grilled cheese with your cigarette lighter...
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