just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
I'm going to pre plan my black out tonight. I think I'll set a change of clothes out on my bed and unplug the oven.
Bc when the owner of your local gay bar and a drag king ask you to take them to a rival gay bar 2hrs away at 4 in the morning YOU GO.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
We saluted the chips to the national anthem before cooking them. The house has to get a munchies fryer
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I'M SO HIGH I FORGOT HOW TO EAT A STRAWBERRY. A FUCKING STRAWBERRY.
i think ive been high everyday since ive met you
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