Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i just walked with a girl who was carrying a chair down the street. apparently she got mad at the bartender and took the bar stool when she left.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
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you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
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You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
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