Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I'm not high anymore, I decide when it's done.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
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After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
You kept saying,"there's a seahorse in my stomach, who's trying escape". This was after the curtains attacked you.
I feel like this has turned into my work. But if I get paid sitting under a desk, that's perfectly fine with me.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
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I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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