I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
OMG he dropped his pants for me. Granted it was to show me where he got stabbed but still...
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
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