She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
If I don't wake up snuggled up to 14 ice cream sandwiches, my life is incomplete.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
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I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
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Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
Oh god establish a safe word
I'm going to! Pineapple.
Also I know now I was meant to be a comedian. Had both arresting officers laughing.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
Randomize