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(619): View more from California

just caught grandpa beating off in the living room

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...

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(714): View more from California

why do cheetos always look like penises

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(251): View more from Alabama

He managed to light the Jello on fire...

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I wish his dick was as long as his hair.

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer

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(253): View more from Washington

I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome

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(604): View more from British Columbia

Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.

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