I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
Its about making memories worth repressing
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
I accidentally put Bacardi in my coffee this morning. I ain't even mad.
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
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