if i can run in heels then i can drive
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
it was a mass text i'm sorry
do you usually send 'hey sexy' as a mass text?
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
It's a given that you're going to get peed on at a country concert
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
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